tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-376719429643100876.post1419049354297588785..comments2023-10-08T11:19:19.032+03:00Comments on V a n i t y Backstage: HAPPY NEW YEAR ★ 2013 ★Alec A-stylehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/11583629849639222880noreply@blogger.comBlogger1125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-376719429643100876.post-5533475885750246622013-01-07T23:19:00.682+02:002013-01-07T23:19:00.682+02:00+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats...+15 °C, Spanish wear caps, gloves and winter coats, Finns are sunbathing.<br />+10 °C, French desperately try to get their central heating on. Finns plant flowers.<br />+5 °C, Italian cars won't start. Finns drive with convertibles.<br />0 °C, Pure water freezes. Water in river Vantaa thickens a bit.<br />−5 °C, First people are found frozen in California. Finnish midsummer festival ends.<br />−10 °C, Scottish turn the heat on in their houses. Finns start to use long-sleeve shirts.<br />−20 °C, Swedes stay indoors. Finns are having last barbeque before winter.<br />−30 °C, Half of the Greek people have frozen to death. Finns start to dry their laundry indoors.<br />−50 °C, Polar bears evacuate North Pole. Finnish army starts it's winter training.<br />−70 °C, Siberian people are moving to Moscow. Finns are furious since the Koskenkorva booze can't be stored outdoors anymore.<br />−273 °C, Absolute zero. Finns admit that it is quite cold outside.<br />−300 °C, Hell freezes over. Finland wins the football World Cup.Tarmonoreply@blogger.com